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Introducing
Bubba Brown our nigger boy!
Our
nigger boy Bubba has been quite upset lately. He's scared
shitless that we might replace him with some other bigger,
stronger and dumber nigger.
We have tried to assure the chimp that we aren't planning
to sell our favorite genetic-inferior sub human. Bubba is
the best dammed outhouse cleaner in town. (actually the only
outhouse cleaner in town) He likes to work in shit because
it looks and smells just like he does.
When
Bubba's smell gets real nasty we have hose the boy down. But
A fire-hose doesn't always remove the stench of a nigger covered
in thick layers of shit. That's when we run the slave through
a car wash a couple of times, best dammed nigger cleaner invented.
Bubba
has been a good nigger and as long as he keeps slinging shit
for the Skins we will keep the monkey alive. But bubba knows
better to cross us or he will be swinging from A special tree.
We keep a noose tied up and ready to go, just in case Bubba
decided to be a bad nigger.
Our incentive program has worked well for ape management:
Good Nigger = watermelon. Bad Nigger = the rope.
On
the very few times the nigger actually cleaned himself we
then let him play with the basketball.
Wow! that was one happy nigger!
Don't take our word for it:
Listen to Bubba in his own words about his happy life:
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I's
be warkin hard for these 88 skinns, I's trys toes bees good
naggar boy. Maaster Jimmy bees good maaster, hesa
beat me only whens I's don'tna do's my's naggarwark shoveling
the shet. I's want be yous all other naggers to's know thats
all duh whiteys are duh racally supperior wace. Isa wvant
yous bruthers tis all knaw wesa naggers weres made to's
wark far whitey theys be ours massters.
