Jewboy
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Heb, Kike, Jewboy, bloodsuckers, roaches, Kosher vampires, Christ-killers,
hooked-nosed, heimies, Hymietown, leeches, Sheenie, Shylock, foreskin
hackers, Yids, money-grubber jokes.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip
How do you fit 6 million jews into a car?
Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ashtray!
How was copper wiring invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
They put parking meters on the roof!
Why is money green?
Because Jews pick it before it's ripe!
What candy did Hitler hate more then any other?
Jew Jew Beans... Although I heard he enjoyed them "roasted!"
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat!
What does an apple and a jew have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree!
What's the difference between a jew and an apple pie?
An apple pie doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Why don't Jews eat pork?
They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not!
Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy!
Do you know how to keep Jews out of a country club?
Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding?
She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice!
Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
What's the difference between a circumcision and crucifixion?
In a crucifixion, they throw the whole Jew out!
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Someone dropped a quarter!
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she
learned she had an affair?
Who catered it?
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's a Jewish dilemma?
Free ham.
What's the difference between a Jewish bitch and a barracuda?
Nail polish.
What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew?
An elephant eventually forgets.
How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her!
Why do jewish bitches only sleep with circumcised men?
They want 20% off everything!
What's the difference between between karate and judo?
Karate is a form of self-defense, and judo is what bagels are made
of.
Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone that likes girls more then money.
What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement?
A WHINE cellar.
Why did the Jewish mother have herself entombed at Bloomingdales?
So her daughter would visit at least twice a week.
What's the difference between a vulture and a Jew?
A vulture waits until you're dead to eat your heart out!
What's the object of a Jewish football game?
To get the quarter back! |
